Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Save the Gingers!

I've been alerted to the alarming news that redheads are said to become extinct. That's right. Experts estimate that gingers, carrot tops, the Ron Weasley's of the world, who make up only 2% of the world population, will become extinct within 100 years.

See gingers are incredibly rare as they are a result of a recessive gene. So not just anybody can go and have themselves a redheaded offspring.

I love redheads and so was naturally disturbed by the news that *gulp* they might soon be gone! But then I discovered this little gem and was quickly relieved. is a single's website for redheads only. Think Facebook, but uber VIP. Because naturally, if gingers mate with gingers, then more carrot tops will exist which will mean... well... that more carrot tops exist. Which is important stuff. Otherwise, redheads will vanish like dinosaurs, dodo birds and cheap gas.

So my new mission? Hump a ginger.

I'm just doing my part for humanity. What can I say? I like to give.


Ren said...

You miss, are a true Humanitarian.

Always giving.

Yve said...

I second Ren-ren's statement and would like to state that my two sisters are ginger-kids, and said gene runs strong in my family.

now. to find me a ginger kid of my very own.

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