In these poor economic times, with genocide in the Middle East and a general funk the world over, this is the kind of news that's really important.
BeaverTails will be available at Obama's inauguration on Tuesday!
(Someone please alert PETA that it is pastry and not someone's tail).
They're going to be made the original way with maple syrup and a large O in chocolate added.
Obama: Eat your heart out! Actually, don't... they're awful for you and we need you to be in tip top shape.