For those of you who read this blog and are not a Canuck, let me help you understand my people.
1- We come off as awful nice (and we are!) but we crack under pressure and well... cheat.
2- We're allergic to everything.
3- We're really good at satire. So good that we have this epic brain drain where our funny talent heads south. But our neighbours to the south often get this idea that because they've got Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, that they've got satire in their blood. No way, my friend. We do it right.
That is all for today's lesson.